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Mother Theresa
I see God in every human being.
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Evelyn Waugh
I do not believe the expenditure of $2.50 for a book entitles the purchaser to the personal friendship of the author.
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Marcel Ophuls
Puritanism...helps us enjoy our misery while we are inflicting it on others.
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Calvin Coolidge
Nothing in this world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not nothing is more common than unsuccessful people with talent. Genius will not unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not the world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent. The slogan 'press on' has solved and always will solve the problems of the human race.
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Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi
Freedom is not worth having if it does not connote freedom to err. It passes my comprehension how human beings, be they ever so experienced and able, can delight in depriving other human beings of that precious right.
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Albert Einstein
You cannot simultaneously prevent and prepare for war.
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Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, (Sherlock Holmes)
...when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.
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Francois De La Rochefoucauld
We often do good in order that we may do evil with impunity.
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Clarence Darrow
The law is a horrible business.
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Quentin Crisp
Nothing in our culture, not even home computers, is more overrated than the epidermal felicity of two featherless bipeds in desperate congress.
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Edward Verall Lucas
The art of life is to show your hand. There is no diplomacy like candor. You may lose by it now and then, but it will be a loss well gained if you do. Nothing is so boring as having to keep up a deception.
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Jeseph Joubert
The aim of argument, or of discussion, should not be victory, but progress.
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