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Very Funny Proverbs and Sayings - 190
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Wim Wenders
The more opinions you have, the less you see.
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Henry Kissinger, New York Times, Oct. 28, 1973
The illegal we do immediately. The unconstitutional takes a little longer.
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Dorothy Thompson
Only when we are no longer afraid do we begin to live...
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Martha Graham
Dance is the hidden language of the soul.
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George Eliot
The tendancy of liberals is to create bodies of men and women-of all classes-detached from tradition, alienated from religion, and susceptible to mass suggestion-mob rule. And a mob will be no less a mob if it is well fed, well clothed, well housed, and well disciplined.
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Lloyd Dobens and Clare Crawford-Mason, Thinking About Quality
Continual improvement is an unending journey.
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Rupert Murdoch
The buck stops with the guy who signs the checks.
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Donald O. Rickter
Historical reminder Always put Horace before Descartes.
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Matt Groening
Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig, then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.
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Kurt Herbert Alder
Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right.
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Bertrand Russell
The main things which seem to me important on their own account, and not merely as means to other things, are knowledge, art, instinctive happiness, and relations of friendship or affection.
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Harlan Ellison
The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.
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