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Michael Brown
The Human Spirit can never be paralyzed. If you are breathing, you can dream.
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Judith Pugh
Motherhood is a wonderful thing - what a pity to waste it on children.
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David Gerrold
Of course life is bizarre, the more bizarre it gets, the more interesting it is. The only way to approach it is to make yourself some popcorn and enjoy the show.
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Lord Mancroft
Money, if it does not bring you happiness, will at least help you to miserable in comfort.
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Pablo Piccaso
My mother said to me, if you go into the military, you will become a general. If you go into the clergy, you will become Pope. Instead, I became an artist, and I am Piccaso.
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Ray Douglas Bradbury
That's the good part of dying when you've nothing to lose, you run any risk you want.
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John Barrymore, last words
Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.
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Bellamy Brooks
Egotism is the anesthetic given by a kindly nature to relieve the pain of being a damned fool.
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Moses Ibn Ezra
Dive into the sea of thought, and find there pearls beyond price.
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Samuel Butler
Life is like playing a violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
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Cicero
The first duty of a man is the seeking after and the investigation of truth.
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Whitney Young
The truth is that there is nothing noble in being superior to somebody else. The only real nobility is in being superior to your former self.
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