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Funniest Proverbs and Sayings - 149
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Isn't it funny how one minute life can be such a struggle, and the next minute you're just driving real fast, swerving back and forth across the road
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Nancy Astor
The first time Adam had a chance, he laid the blame on woman.
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Andy Warhol
In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes.
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Isak Dinesen
I think these difficult times have helped me to understand better than before how infinitely rich and beautiful life is in every way and that so many things that one goes around worrying about are of no importance whatsoever.
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Clarence Thomas
Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot.
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Pico Iyer, Time
Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.
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Woody Allen
The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more.
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Saint Thomas Aquinas
Three things are necessary for the salvation of man to know what he ought to believe to know what he ought to desire and to know what he ought to do.
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Robert Louis Stephenson
To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive, and the true success is to labour.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
Great men are they who see that the spiritual is stronger than any material force, that thoughts rule the world.
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Boutros Boutros-Ghali
The secret of my success is that I always managed to live to fly another day.
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Thomas Carruthers
A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
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