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Gloria Steinem
Women with body image or eating disorders are not a special category, just more extreme in their response to a culture that emphasizes thinness and impossible standards of appearance for women instead of individuality and health.
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Seneca
It is easier to exclude harmful passions than to rule them, and to deny them admittance than to control them after they have been admitted.
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Rupert Brooke
A book may be compared to your neighbor; if it be good, it cannot last too long; if bad, you cannot get rid of it too early.
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Madame Swetchine
We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
This world we live in is but thickened light.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair.
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Oprah Winfrey, Oprah Magazine, May 2004
It is confidence in our bodies, minds and spirits that allows us to keep looking for new adventures, new directions to grow in, and new lessons to learn - which is what life is all about.
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Roger Caras
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
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Marquis de Flers Robert and Arman de Caillavet
Democracy is the name we give the people whenever we need them.
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William Shakespeare, "The Tempest", Act 2 scene 2
A very ancient and fish-like smell.
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Edward Hallet Carr, Was ist Geschichte?, S. 54
Geschichte ist ... ein Dialog zwischen Gegenwart und Vergangenheit. re-transl.: History is ... a dialogue between the present and the past.
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Elbert Hubbard
An ounce of loyalty is worth a pound of cleverness.
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