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Humour Proverbs and Quotations - 44
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Dag Hammarskjld
Never measure the height of a mountain until you have reached the top. Then you will see how low it was.
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Nicholas Chamfort
The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed.
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W. Somerset Maugham
We do not write because we want to; we write because we have to.
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Unknown
Heal the past, Live the present, Dream the future.
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Ursula K. LeGuin
The only thing that makes life possible is permanent, intolerable uncertainty; not knowing what comes next.
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Albert Coombs Barnes
It does not require great learning to be a Christian and be convinced of the truth of the Bible. It requires only an honest heart and a willingness to obey God.
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F Scott
Strange is it not That of the myriads who before us pass'd the Door of darkness through, not one returns to tell us of the Road, which to discover, we must travel to.
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Alexander Pope
Lulled in the countless chambers of the brain, our thoughts are linked by many a hidden chain; awake but one, and in, what myriads rise!
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Albert Einstein
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
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H. L. Mencken
It is inaccurate to say I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common honesty, and common decency. This makes me forever ineligible for public office.
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W. Edwards Deming
What we need to do is learn to work in the system, by which I mean that everybody, every team, every platform, every division, every component is there not for individual competitive profit or recognition, but for contribution to the system as a whole on a win-win basis.
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Barbara Paley
In all things preserve integrity; and the consciousness of thine own uprightness will alleviate the toil of business, soften the hardness of ill-success and disappointments, and give thee an humble confidence before God, when the ingratitude of man, or the iniquity of the times may rob thee of other rewards.
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