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Sir Winston Leonard Spenser Churchill
We will have no truce or parlay with you Hitler, or the grisly gang who work your wicked will. You do your worst -- and we will do our best.
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Aristotle, Physics
Time crumbles things; everything grows old under the power of Time and is forgotten through the lapse of Time.
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Max Lucado
If our greatest need had been information, God would have sent an educator. If our greatest need had been technology, God would have sent us a scientist. If our greatest need had been money, God would have sent us an economist. But since our greatest need was forgiveness, God sent us a Savior.
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Oscar Wilde
I think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability.
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Mahatma Gandhi
The only tyrant I accept in this world is the still voice within.
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George Eliot
We ust find our duties in what comes to us, not in what might have been.
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Emma Albani
I had always loved beautiful and artistic things, though before leaving America I had had a very little chance of seeing any.
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Tommy Manville
She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.
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Amos Bronson Alcott
STAY is a charming word in a friend's vocabulary.
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Sidney J. Harris
A cynic is not merely one who reads bitter lessons from the past, he is one who is prematurely disappointed in the future.
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Tommy Lasorda
The difference between the impossible and the possible lies in determination.
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Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.
The great thing in this world is not so much where we are, but in what direction we are moving.
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