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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Humour Proverbs and Quotations - 24

Sir Winston Leonard Spenser Churchill

We will have no truce or parlay with you Hitler, or the grisly gang who work your wicked will. You do your worst -- and we will do our best.


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Aristotle, Physics

Time crumbles things; everything grows old under the power of Time and is forgotten through the lapse of Time.


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Max Lucado

If our greatest need had been information, God would have sent an educator. If our greatest need had been technology, God would have sent us a scientist. If our greatest need had been money, God would have sent us an economist. But since our greatest need was forgiveness, God sent us a Savior.


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Oscar Wilde

I think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability.


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Mahatma Gandhi

The only tyrant I accept in this world is the still voice within.


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George Eliot

We ust find our duties in what comes to us, not in what might have been.


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Emma Albani

I had always loved beautiful and artistic things, though before leaving America I had had a very little chance of seeing any.


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Tommy Manville

She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.


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Amos Bronson Alcott

STAY is a charming word in a friend's vocabulary.


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Sidney J. Harris

A cynic is not merely one who reads bitter lessons from the past, he is one who is prematurely disappointed in the future.


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Tommy Lasorda

The difference between the impossible and the possible lies in determination.


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Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

The great thing in this world is not so much where we are, but in what direction we are moving.



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