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Humorous Proverbs and Sayings - 175
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Plotinus
Knowledge, if it does not determine action, is dead to us.
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Thomas Hardy, Far From the Madding Crowd
I shall be breakfasted before you are afield. In short, I shall astonish you all.
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John Dewey
Intellectually, religious emotions are not creative but conservative. They attach themselves to the current view of the world and consecrate it.
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Athenus
It was a saying of Demetrius Phalereus, that 'Men having often abandoned what was visible for the sake of what was uncertain, have not got what they expected, and have lost what they had,--being unfortunate by an enigmatical sort of calamity.'
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Titus Maccius Plautus
Nothing is more wretched than the mind of a man conscious of guilt.
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Alexis Charles Henri Clrel de Tocqueville
Nothing is quite so wretchedly corrupt as an aristocracy which has lost its power but kept its wealth and which still has endless leisure to devote to nothing but banal enjoyments. All its great thoughts and passionate energy are things of the past, and nothing but a host of petty, gnawing vices now cling to it like worms to a corpse.
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Philip Dormer Stanhope Chesterfield
I recommend you to take care of the minutes, for the hours will take care of themselves.
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Sylvia Bremer
The finest kind of friendship is between people who expect a great deal of each other but never ask it.
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Spike Milligan
Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs
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Euripides, Medea, 431 B.C.
When love is in excess it brings a man nor honor nor any worthiness.
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George Lucas
Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter.
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Sir Winston Leonard Spenser Churchill
The price of greatness is responsibility.
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