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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Silly Proverbs and Quotations - 52

Publilius Syrus

Better be ignorant of a matter than half know it.


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Martin Luther

Christ is the Master the Scriptures are only the servant. The true way to test all the Books is to see whether they work the will of Christ or not. No Book which does not preach Christ can be apostolic, though Peter or Paul were its author. And no Book which does preach Christ can fail to be apostolic though Judas, Ananias, Pilate or Herod were its author.


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Dutch Proverb

A handful of patience is worth more than a bushel of brains.


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Robertson Davies

A truly great book should be read in youth, again in maturity and once more in old age, as a fine building should be seen by morning light, at noon and by moonlight.


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P Barnum

Whatever you do, do it with all your might. Work at it, early and late, in season and out of season, not leaving a stone unturned, and never deferring for a single hour that which can be done just as well as now.


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Ralph Waldo Emerson

The people are to be taken in very small doses.


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William Shakespeare

Cry Havoc, and let slip the dogs of war.


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Reggie Leach

Success is not the result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire.


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Elizabeth Bowen

'Tis said of love that it sometimes goes, sometimes flies runs with one, walks gravely with another turns a third into ice, and sets a fourth in a flame it wounds one, another it kills like lightning it begins and ends in the same moment it makes that fort yield at night which it besieged but in the morning for there is no force able to resist it.


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Margery Cuyler

I think wholeness comes from living your life consciously during the day and then exploring your inner life or unconscious at night.


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Albert Schweitzer

Example is not the main thing in influencing others. It is the only thing.


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Thomas Jefferson

Honesty is the first chapter of the book of wisdom.



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