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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Very Funny Proverbs and Sayings - 160

Rabbi Hillel

If I am not for myself, who will be for me? If I am not for others, what am I?
And if not now, when?


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Christine Lane

It is the province of knowledge to speak, It is the privledge of wisdom to listen.


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Terry Goodkind

People will believe anything. They will believe it because they want it to be true, or because they are afraid it is.


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Mary Kay Ash

People fail forward to success.


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Warren Bennis

Leaders must encourage their organizations to dance to forms of music yet to be heard.


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Unknown

Never lose hope.


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Mark Twain

I have a prejudice against people who print things in a foreign language and add no translation. When I am the reader, and the other considers me able to do the translating myself, he pays me the quite a nice compliment-- but if he would do the translating for me I would try to get along without the compliment. (A Tramp Abroad,1880)


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John F. Kennedy, Comment after the Vatican scolded him for supporting separation between church and state during his campaign, 1

Now I understand why Henry VIII started his own church.


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Henry Kissinger

No foreign policy-no matter how ingenious-has any chance of success if it is born in the minds of a few and carried in the hearts of none.


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Patrick Overton

When we walk to the edge of all the light we have And take the step into the darkness of the unknown We must believe that one of two things wil happen... There will be something solid for us to stand on.. ..... or we will be taught to fly.


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Jean-Paul Sartre

When the rich wage war it's the poor who die.


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Thomas Mann

A man's dying is more the survivors' affair than his own.



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