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Aldous Huxley
Experience is not what happens to you it's what you do with what happens to you.
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Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Ernest
The very essence of love is uncertainty.
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Agathon
This only is denied to God the power to undo the past.
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Vince Lombardi
Individual commitment to a group effort - that is what makes a team work, a company work, a society work, a civilization work.
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Barbara Cook
If you're able to be yourself, then you have no competition. All you have to do is get closer and closer to that essence.
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Ralph Kiner
If Casey Stengel were alive today, he'd be spinning in his grave.
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Diane Arbus, (1923-1971)
A photograph is a secret about a secret. The more it tells you the less you know.
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Dazed and Confused
Wooderson That's what I like about these high school girls, I keep getting older, they stay the same age.
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George Herbert
Skill and confidence are an unconquered army.
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Anthelme Brillat-Savarin, The Physiology of Taste, 1825
Tell me what you eat, and I will tell you what you are.
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Barbara Grizzuti Harrison
I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tunafish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock.
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Sir Winston Leonard Spenser Churchill
History will be kind to me, for I intend to write it.
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