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Rudyard Kipling
All the people like us are we, And everyone else is They.
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Daphne Rose Kingma
Today, see if you can stretch your heart and expand your love so that it touches not only those to whom you can give it easily, but also those who need it so much.
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James Otis
Taxation without representation is tyranny.
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Socrates
When the debate is over, slander becomes the tool of the loser.
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Anouk Aimee
Some pray to marry the man they love, my prayer will somewhat vary I humbly pray to heaven above that I love the man I marry.
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Robert J. Sawyer
Honor does not have to be defended.
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Starhawk
...desire cracks open the gates. If you're ready it will take you through. But nothing lasts forever, time is the destroyer, the wheel turns again and again, watch out it will take you through.
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William Shakespeare
For Brutus is an honourable man So are they all, all honourable men.
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Blaise Pascal
Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from a religious conviction.
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Richard Feynman
We are at the very beginning of time for the human race. It is not unreasonable that we grapple with problems. But there are tens of thousands of years in the future. Our responsibility is to do what we can, learn what we can, improve the solutions, and pass them on.
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Koran
And walk not proudly on the earth verily thou shalt never cleave the earth, nor reach to the mountains in height
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A.E. Houseman
When I was one-and-twenty, I heard a wise man say,
Give pounds and crowns and guineas,
But not your heart away.
Give pearls away and rubies,
But keep your fancy free.
But I was one-and-twenty,
No use to talk to me.
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