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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Crazy Proverbs and Sayings - 163

Orson Welles

I passionately hate the idea of being with it, I think an artist has always to be out of step with his time.


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Scandinavian Proverb

Go often to the house of thy friend for weeds soon choke up the unused path.


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Mary Baker Eddy, Science and Health

The time for thinkers has come.


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Simondes of Ceos

There's no joy even in beautiful Wisdom, unless one have holy Health.


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Jim Morrison

Objects as they exist in time the clean eye and camera give us. Not falsified by seeing.


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Robert Brault

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.


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Voltaire

Anything too stupid to be said is sung.


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Carl Sandburg

I see America, not in the setting sun of a black night of despair ahead of us, I see America in the crimson light of a rising sun fresh from the burning, creative hand of God. I see great days ahead, great days possible to men and women of will and vision.


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Thomas John Watson, Sr.

The way to succeed is to double your error rate.


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Erich Fromm

The successful revolutionary is a statesman, the unsuccessful one a criminal.


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Jane Austen, Mansfield Park

Life is just a quick succession of busy nothings.


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Man Ray, O Magazine, September 2002

It has never been my object to record my dreams, just to realize them.



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