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Amusing Proverbs and Sayings - 187
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Helen Keller, "The World at Her Fingertips" by Joan Dash
Faith is the strength by which a shattered world shall emerge into the light.
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Abraham Lincoln
If you once forfeit the confidence of your fellow citizens, you can never regain their respect and esteem. You may fool all of the people some of the time you can even fool some of the people all the time but you can't fool all of the people all of the time.
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Leontyne Price
I am here and you will know that I am the best and will hear me.
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Richard Milhous Nixon
Who are you going to shoot joking with Attorney General Richard Kleindienst about creating an opening on the Supreme court
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Anon.
The world will end in 5 minutes. Please log out...
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Helen Rowland
Marriage is a bargain, and somebody has to get the worst of the bargain.
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Alvin Price
Parents need to fill a child's bucket of self-esteem so high that the rest of the world can't poke enough holes in it to drain it dry.
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Horace Walpole
The whole secret of life is to be interested in one thing profoundly and in a thousand things well.
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Charles Dickens
It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done it is a far, far better rest that I go to, than I have ever known.
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Eric Hoffer
In a time of drastic change, it is the learners who inherit the future. The learned find themselves equipped to live in a world which no longer exists.
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Ethel Mumford
God gives us relatives; thank God we can choose our friends.
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Bertrand Russell
It is undesirable to believe a proposition when there is no ground whatsoever for supposing it is true.
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