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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Sarcastic Proverbs and Sayings - 176

Jerry Coleman

Gaylord Perry and Willie McCovey should know each other like a book. They've been ex-teammates for years now.


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Thomas Peters

Life is pretty simple You do some stuff. Most fails. Some works. You do more of what works. If it works big, others quickly copy it. Then you do something else. The trick is the doing something else.


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Agnes Thornton

Only a weak mind seeks ultimate answers.


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Virgil Garnett Thomson

Try a thing you haven't done three times. Once, to get over the fear of doing it. Twice, to learn how to do it. And a third time, to figure out whether you like it or not.


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Charles Bukowski

An intellectual says a simple thing in a hard way. An artist says a hard thing in a simple way.


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Lucretia P. Hunter, ``The Girl Today, The Woman Tomorrow', 1932

Not only have women been successful in entering fields in which men are supposed to have a more natural aptitude, but they have created entirely new businesses.


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Aristotle, Nichomachean Ethics

One swallow does not make a summer.


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John Lennon, in Strawberry Fields Forever

Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see.


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Edgar Allan Poe

Science has not yet taught us if madness is or is not the sublimity of the intelligence.


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Marcus Valerius Martialis

Tomorrow's life is too late. Live today.


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Albert Camus

Too many have dispensed with generosity in order to practice charity.


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Chinese Proverb

Enough shovels of earth ..........................a mountain. Enough pails of water ...............................a river.



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