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Sarcastic Proverbs and Sayings - 176
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Jerry Coleman
Gaylord Perry and Willie McCovey should know each other like a book. They've been ex-teammates for years now.
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Thomas Peters
Life is pretty simple You do some stuff. Most fails. Some works. You do more of what works. If it works big, others quickly copy it. Then you do something else. The trick is the doing something else.
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Agnes Thornton
Only a weak mind seeks ultimate answers.
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Virgil Garnett Thomson
Try a thing you haven't done three times. Once, to get over the fear of doing it. Twice, to learn how to do it. And a third time, to figure out whether you like it or not.
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Charles Bukowski
An intellectual says a simple thing in a hard way. An artist says a hard thing in a simple way.
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Lucretia P. Hunter, ``The Girl Today, The Woman Tomorrow', 1932
Not only have women been successful in entering fields in which men are supposed to have a more natural aptitude, but they have created entirely new businesses.
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Aristotle, Nichomachean Ethics
One swallow does not make a summer.
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John Lennon, in Strawberry Fields Forever
Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see.
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Edgar Allan Poe
Science has not yet taught us if madness is or is not the sublimity of the intelligence.
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Marcus Valerius Martialis
Tomorrow's life is too late. Live today.
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Albert Camus
Too many have dispensed with generosity in order to practice charity.
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Chinese Proverb
Enough shovels of earth ..........................a mountain. Enough pails of water ...............................a river.
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