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Sarcastic Proverbs and Sayings - 186
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Ellie Katz
WARNING Humor may be hazardous to your illness.
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Robert A. Heinlein
A Libertarian Movement slogan
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Emad Hasan
Everyone should free their mind and soul. Some are ready to free them now, and some will be ready to free them in the future. Some will never be ready and that is what makes their lives not worth living.
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Tertullian
He who flees will fight again...
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Author Unknown
The best answer to answer to anger is silence.
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Sir Thomas More
They wonder much to hear that gold, which in itself is so useless a thing, should be everywhere so much esteemed, that even men for whom it was made, and by whom it has its value, should yet be thought of less value than it is.
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Kelly Robinson
Things are always darkest just before they go pitch black.
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Alfred E. Newman
We are living in a world today where lemonade is made from artificial flavors and furniture polish is made from real lemons...
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Will Rogers
You can't say that civilization don't advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way.
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
I respect the man who knows distinctly what he wishes. The greater part of all mischief in the world arises from the fact that men do not sufficiently understand their own aims. They have undertaken to build a tower, and spend no more labor on the foundation than would be necessary to erect a hut.
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John Dryden
Let grace and goodness be the principal loadstone of thy affections. For love which hath ends, will have an end; whereas that which is founded on true virtue, will always continue.
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Jeff Melvoin
Chris says it's all in the doing, but to tell you the truth, there's a lot to be said for the having.
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