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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Crazy Proverbs and Quotations - 53

Clarence Darrow

Just think of the tragedy of teaching children not to doubt.


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don Miguel Ruiz

Every human is an artist. The dream of your life is to make beautiful art.


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Ralph Waldo Emerson

Tell them dear, that if eyes were made for seeing,Then beauty is its own excuse for beingWhy thou wert there, O rival of the roseI never sought to ask, I never knewBut, in my simple ignorance supposeThe selfsame power that brought me there brought you.


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Adlai E. Stevenson, Jr

Patriotism is not a short and frenzied outburst of emotion, but the tranquil and steady dedication of a lifetime.


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Senator Everett Dirksen

Life is not a static thing. The only people who do not change their minds are incomptetents in asylums, who can't are those in cemeteries.


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William Shakespeare

God bless thee and put meekness in thy mind, love, charity, obedience, and true duty


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R. E. Hellmund

Engineering is an activity other than purely manual and physical work which brings about the utilization of the materials and laws of nature for the good of humanity.


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Albert Einstein

The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one.


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Henry David Thoreau

It is not enough to be busy the question is what are we busy about


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Theodore Roosevelt

The most important single ingredient in the formula of success is knowing how to get along with people.


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Adrienne E. Gusoff

Things could always be worse; for instance, you could be ugly and work in the Post Office.


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Prophet Mohammed, Bukhari

Much silence and a good disposition, there are no two things better than these.



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