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Crazy Proverbs and Quotations - 13
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Fred Allen
Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in sluice of their own making.
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George Bernard Shaw
I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.
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Denis Diderot
There are three principal means of acquiring knowledge. . . observation of nature, reflection, and experimentation. Observation collects facts; reflection combines them; experimentation verifies the result of that combination.
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Aldus Manutius
Talk of nothing but business, and dispatch that business quickly.
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Chinese Proverb
Never write a letter while you are angry.
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Lao Tzu
He who tip-toes cannot stand he who strides cannot walk.
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J. Gregory Keyes, "Babylon 5: Dark Genesis: The Birth of the Psi Corps"
Evolution crawls to imperfection. It ends in extinction.
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Frank Herbert
There is no escape - we pay for the violence of our ancestors.
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Edward Bulwer-Lytton
It was a dark and stormy night the rain fell in torrents--except at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which swept up the streets (for it is in London that our scene lies), rattling along the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps that struggled against the darkness.
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Last words of Emily Dickinson
...the fog is rising.
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Otavio Paz, The Labyrinth of Solitude (1950)
Love is an attempt at penetrating another being, but it can only succeed if the surrender is mutual.
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Barnett Brickner
Success in marriage does not come merely through finding the right mate, but through being the right mate.
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