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Humorous Proverbs and Sayings - 185
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Wall Street Proverb
Buy on the rumor sell on the news.
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Samuel Butler
The course of true anything does not run smooth.
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Agatha Christie
One is left with the horrible feeling now that war settles nothing that to win a war is as disastrous as to lose one.
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Charles Haddon Spurgeon
Feel for others--in your pocket.
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Anthony Robbins
Do what you fear, and the death of fear is certain.
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William Ernest Hocking
We cannot swing up on a rope that is attached only to our own belt.
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Laurence J. Peter
A bore is a fellow talking who can change the subject back to his topic of conversation faster than you can change it back to yours.
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Sefer Hasidim
If hunger makes you irritable, better eat and be pleasant.
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Steve Aylett, Atom (a novel, 2000)
One golfer a year is hit by lightning. This may be the only evidence we have of God’s existence.
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Robert Orben
Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.
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Albert Einstein
If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough.
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Boris Pasternak
It is no longer possible for lyric poetry to express the immensity of our experience. Life has grown too cumbersome, too complicated. We have acquired values which are best expressed in prose.
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