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Silly Proverbs and Quotations - 12
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May Sarton
In a total work, the failures have their not unimportant place.
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Pittacus
Know the right moment.
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Leon Tec
A sailor without a destination cannot hope for a favorable wind.
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Amelia Burr
Because I have loved life, I shall have no sorrow to die.
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Ken Konecki
The 2nd amendment was never intended to allow private citizens to 'keep and bear arms.' If it had, there would have been wording such as 'the right of the People to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed.'
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Ebner-Eschenbach
In youth we learn; in age we understand.
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Minna Antrim
Man forgives woman anything save the wit to outwit him.
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Benjamin Disraeli
Bore: one who has the power of speech but not the capacity for conversation.
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Barbara Charline Jordan
We must exchange the philosophy of excuse--what I am is beyond my control--for the philosophy of responsibility.
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Jules Renard
Be modest It is the kind of pride least likely to offend.
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Mark Twain, Following the Equator (1897)
It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you: the one to slander you, and the other to get the news to you.
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Douglas Adams
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I intended to be.
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