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Ronald Reagan
Today we have done what we had to do. If necessary, we shall do it again.
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Chinese Proverb
A book is like a garden carried in the pocket.
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Jay Leno
There's this big pie in show business, and you physically can't eat the whole pie. If you give everybody a slice of pie, you will still have more than enough. The real trick is not to try to get the whole pie, but to keep the biggest slice.
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John Dewey
The self is not something ready-made, but something in continuous formation through choice of action.
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Robert Burton
Hence it is clear how much more cruel the pen is than the sword.
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Hannibal
We will either find a way, or make one
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Victor Hugo
The supreme happiness in life is the conviction that we are loved.
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Napoleon Bonaparte
Victory belongs to the most persevering.
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Themistocles
I choose the likely man in preference to the rich man I want a man without money rather than money without a man.
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Adlai E. Stevenson Jr., retort to a heckler asking him to state his beliefs, Time, November 1, 1963
I believe in the forgiveness of sin and the redemption of ignorance.
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Paul Aubuchon
Every one in a crowd has the power to throw dirt nine out of ten have the inclination.
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Paulo Freire
Washing one's hands of the conflict between the powerful and the powerless means to side with the powerful, not to be neutral.
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