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Very Funny Proverbs and Sayings - 200
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Donald Kendall
The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary.
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N. Sri Ram
There is no wisdom without love.
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Assyrian Proverb
He who doesn't risk never gets to drink champagne.
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Elaine Richards
While I am not a fan of corporal punishment, I am not a fan of his friends Major Nuisance or General Disturbance.
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Cicero
To be content with what one has is the greatest and truest of riches.
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Douglas Adams
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
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Ernest Hemingway
There are two kinds of stories, the ones you live and the ones you make up. And nobody knows the difference, and I don't ever tell which is which.
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Ancient Simian Proverb
What one fool can do, another can.
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Mark Twain
Providence protects children and idiots. I know because I have tested it.
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Buddha
He who loves 50 people has 50 woes he who loves no one has no woes.
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Marcel Marceau
I have designed my style pantomimes as white ink drawings on black backgrounds, so that man's destiny appears as a thread lost in an endless labyrinth.
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Kahlil Gibran
The light of the stars that were extinguished ages ago still reaches us. So is it with great men who died centuries ago, but still reach us with the radiations of their personality.
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