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Funny Proverbs and Quotations - 11
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Malcolm Stevenson Forbes
To measure the man, measure his heart.
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Paul Sweeney
True success is overcoming the fear of being unsuccessful.
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Benjamin Franklin
Keep thy eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards.
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Thich Nhat Hanh
People have a hard time letting go of their suffering. Out of a fear of the unknown, they prefer suffering that is familiar.
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Groucho Marx
My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.
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Bruce Cockburn
The trouble with normal is it always gets worse.
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Kossuth
The unspoken word never does harm.
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Jean Baptiste Lacordaire
Real excellence and humility are not incompatible one with the other, on the contrary they are twin sisters.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
One of the illusions of life is that the present hour is not the critical, decisive hour. Write it on your heart that every day is the best day of the year.
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Dottie Walters
Failure I never encountered it. All I ever met were temporary setbacks.
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Sir Winston Churchill
To build may have to be the slow and laborious task of years. To destroy can be the thoughtless act of a single day.
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Baltasar Gracian
Attempt easy tasks as if they were difficult, and difficult as if they were easy in the one case that confidence may not fall asleep, in the other that it may not be dismayed.
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