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King Soloman
Comfort me with apples, for I am sick of love.
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Jesse Louis Jackson
America is not like a blanket-one piece of unbroken cloth, the same color, the same texture, the same size. America is more like a quilt-many patches, many pieces, many colors, many sizes, all woven and held together by a common thread.
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James Waddell Alexander, II
More important than learning how to recall things is finding ways to forget things that are cluttering the mind.
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Miguel de Cervantes
Never stand begging for that which you have the power to earn.
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Oprah Winfrey
Surround yourself with only people who are going to lift you higher.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
A friend might well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature.
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H. G. Wells, The Wife of Sir Isaac Harman (1914)
Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
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Victor Hugo, "Les Miserables"
The peasants of the Asturias believe that in every litter of wolves there is one pup that is killed by the mother for fear that on growing up it would devour the other little ones.
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Bernard le Bovier de Fontenelle
A great obstacle to happiness is to anticipate too great a happiness.
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James Abram Garfield
All free governments are managed by the combined wisdom and folly of the people.
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Friedrich von Schiller
Keep true to the dreams of thy youth.
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Isaac Newton
If I have ever made any valuable discoveries, it has been owing more to patient attention, than to any other talent.
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