|
| |
|
|
| |
A random selection of fabulous
funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over
hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.
|
Clever Proverbs and Sayings - 198
|
Izaak Walton, The Compleat Angler, 1653
Good company and good discourse are the very sinews of virtue.
= = = = = = = = = =
Jennifer Tilly
Don't point out your flaws, because the world is not as sympathetic and nurturing as you think.
= = = = = = = = = =
Albert Schweitzer
I don't know what your destiny will be, but one thing I do know the only ones among you who will be really happy are those who have sought and found how to serve.
= = = = = = = = = =
Johann von Goethe
Everything in the world may be endured except continued prosperity.
= = = = = = = = = =
Plato
The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men.
= = = = = = = = = =
Douglas Noel Adams
You can't dodge your responsibilities by saying they don't exist
= = = = = = = = = =
Kahlil Gibron
I have learned silence from the talkative, toleration from the intolerant, and kindness from the unkind; Yet strange, I am ungrateful to those teachers.
= = = = = = = = = =
Franklin D. Roosevelt, in a letter to Winston Churchill
It is fun to be in the same decade with you.
= = = = = = = = = =
Mary Webb
The past is only the present become invisible and mute and because it is invisible and mute, its memoried glances and it's murmurs are infinitely precious. We are tomorrow's past.
= = = = = = = = = =
Thomas Paine
The world is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion.
= = = = = = = = = =
Italian Proverb
Who depends on another man's table often dines late.
= = = = = = = = = =
Finley Peter Dunne
Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals.
|
| |
|
<< Now check out our massive collection of funny quotations, sayings, proverbs and maxims. >>
More Funny Quotations |
| |
|
|
| |
|
|
| |
| |
| |
|
