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Funniest Proverbs and Quotations - 9
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Bobby Jones
It is nothing new or original to say that golf is played one stroke at a time. But it took me many years to realize it.
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Plato
We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light.
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Assyrian Proverb
There is no shame in not knowing the shame lies in not finding out.
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Socrates
He is richest who is content with the least, for content is the wealth of nature.
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Czech Proverb
The big thieves hang the little ones.
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C. E. Montague
To be amused by what you read--that is the great spring of happy quotations.
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Seneca
Where the speech is corrupted, the mind is also.
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J. R. R. Tolkien, The Return of the King
I have no help to send, therefore I must go myself.
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Erich Fromm
Dreams - A microscope through which we look at the hidden occurrences in our soul.
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Nicaraguan Proverb
Eyes that see do not grow old.
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Hebrews 111-2 Bible
To have faith is to be sure of the things we hope for, to be certain of the things we cannot see. It was by their faith that people of ancient times won God's approval.
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William Shakespeare, As You Like It
I like this place, and willingly would waste my time in it.
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