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Lawton Chiles
We have entered the era of the 'imperial' former presidency with lavish libraries, special staffs and benefits, around-the-clock Secret Service protection for life and other badges of privilege.
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Anonymous
If for a tranquil mind you seek, These things observe with care:
Of whom you speak, to whom you speak,
And how, and when and where.
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Harry Emerson Fosdick
The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can't be done is generally interrupted by someone doing it.
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Joseph Brodsky
I do not believe in political movements. I believe in personal movement, that movement of the soul when a man who looks at himself is so ashamed that he tries to make some sort of change-within himself, not on the outside.
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Walt Disney
Our heritage and ideals, our code and standards -- the things we live by and teach our children -- are preserved or diminished by how freely we exchange ideas and feelings.
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Mae West
He who hesitates is a damned fool.
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John Burdon Sanderson Haldane
I have come to the conclusion that my subjective account of my motivation is largely mythical on almost all occasions. I don't know why I do things.
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Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray, 1891
The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. Resist it, and your soul grows sick with longing for the things it has forbidden to itself.
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Erica Jong
A book burrows into your life in a very profound way because the experience of reading is not passive.
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Susan Sarandon
The world is made for people who aren't cursed with self-awareness.
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Seneca
Be not too hasty either with praise or blame speak always as though you were giving evidence before the judgement-seat of the Gods.
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Victor Hugo, The Hunchback of Notre Dame, Chapter 13
Oh! love!... That is to be two and to be but one. A man and a woman mingled into one angel. It is heaven.
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