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Silly Proverbs and Quotations - 22
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Robert G. Ingersoll
There is no slavery but ignorance.
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Jimi Hendrix
Excuse me while I kiss the sky.
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James Thurber
You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far backward.
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Yevgeny Aleksandrovich Yevtushenko
In any man who dies there dies with him, his first snow and kiss and fight... Not people die but worlds die in them.
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Franklin D. Roosevelt
More than an end to war, we want an end to the beginnings of all wars.
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Francois De La Rochefoucauld
Pride does not wish to owe and vanity does not wish to pay.
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Bernard Avishai
The danger from computers is not that they will eventually get as smart as men, but we will meanwhile agree to meet them halfway.
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Edward E. Hale
I am only one, but I am one. I can not do everything, but I can do something. And I will not let what I can not do interfere with what I can do.
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Carrie Fisher
Instant gratification takes too long.
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Henry David Thoreau
Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it.
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Dan Quayle
We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.
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Henry Ward Beecher, "Proverbs from Plymouth Pulpit", 1887
The power of hiding ourselves from one another is mercifully given, for men are wild beasts, and would devour one another but for this protection.
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