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Clever Proverbs and Quotations - 8
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George Eliot, Middlemarch
The troublesome ones in a family are usually either the wits or the idiots.
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George Santayana
America is a young country with an old mentality.
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Steven Wright
I went to a store and asked if they had anything to put under coasters.
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Henry David Thoreau, Wednesday, A Week on the Concord and Merrimack Rivers
Ignorance and bungling with love are better than wisdom and skill without.
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Chris Marie Evert
You've got to take the initiative and play your game. In a decisive set, confidence is the difference.
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Hazel Henderson
If we can recognize that change and uncertainty are basic principles, we can greet the future and the transformation we are undergoing with the understanding that we do not know enough to be pessimistic.
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Oscar Wilde
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it.
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Arthur C. Clarke, First on the Moon, 1970
A hundred years ago, the electric telegraph made possible - indeed, inevitable - the United States of America. The communications satellite will make equally inevitable a United Nations of Earth; let us hope that the transition period will not be equally bloody.
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Rudyard Kipling
Take everything you like seriously, except yourselves.
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Albert Einstein
If I were to start taking care of my grooming, I would no longer be my own self ... so the hell with it ... I will continue to be unconcerned about it, which surely has the advantage that I'm left in peace by many a fop who would otherwise come to see me.
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Aldous Huxley
All that happens means something; nothing you do is ever insignificant.
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Dorothy L. Sayers
The English language has a deceptive air of simplicity so have some little frocks but they are both not the kind of thing you can run up in half an hour with a machine.
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