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Polish Proverb
Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day.
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Cory Doctorow, Someone Comes To Town, Someone Leaves Town, 2005
No one should do a job he can do in his sleep.
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George Carlin
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
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Jane Hamilton
It is books that are a key to the wide world if you can't do anything else, read all that you can.
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Cesare Lombroso
Genius is one of the many forms of insanity.
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Marcel Marceau
Music and silence combine strongly because music is done with silence, and silence is full of music.
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Robert Frost
A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel.
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Anon.
There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.
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Nikola Tesla
I do not think there is any thrill that can go through the human heart like that felt by the inventor as he sees some creation of the brain unfolding to success....Such emotions make a man forget food, sleep, friends, love, everything.
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John Steinbeck, The Grapes of Wrath
In the hearts and minds of the people, the grapes of wrath were growing heavy for the vintage.
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Thomas Fuller
Health is not valued till sickness comes.
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Franklin P Jones
The most efficient labor-saving device is still money.
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