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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Amusing Proverbs and Quotations - 7

George W. Bush, Speech to UN General Assembly, September 21, 2004

The advance of liberty is the path to both a safer and better world.


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Neil Armstrong

It suddenly struck me that that tiny pea, pretty and blue, was the Earth. I put up my thumb and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth. I didn't feel like a giant. I felt very, very small.


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Louise Nevelson

I think all great innovations are built on rejections.


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Chief Seattle

Man did not weave the web of life, he is merely a strand in it. Whatever he does to the web, he does to himself.


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Dolly Parton

If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.


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Sydney Harris

As long as there are human beings, there will be the idea of brotherhood -- and an almost total inability to practice it.


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Gary Harrington

Once in a while you meet someone, and soon you both discover the two of you are truly something special to each other... you share your thoughts and feelings so relaxed, so openly, and right away you know your friendship's truly meant to be.


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Joseph Addison, The Spectator, July 12, 1711

Exercise ferments the humors, casts them into their proper channels, throws off redundancies, and helps nature in those secret distributions, without which the body cannot subsist in its vigor, nor the soul act with cheerfulness.


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Elizabeth Drew

Travel, instead of broadening the mind, often merely lengthens the conversation.


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Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

I pay no attention whatever to anybody's praise or blame. I simply follow my own feelings.


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Longinus Cassius

Whom did it benefit. (Cui Bono Fuerit)


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Ralph Waldo Emerson

Those who cannot tell what they desire or expect, still sigh and struggle with indefinite thoughts and vast wishes.



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