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Sarcastic Proverbs and Sayings - 166
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Anthony Robbins
I've come to believe that all my past failure and frustration were actually laying the foundation for the understandings that have created the new level of living I now enjoy.
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Brian Tracy
If you raise your children to feel that they can accomplish any goal or task they decide upon, you will have succeeded as a parent and you will have given your children the greatest of all blessings.
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Joe Martin
The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against wacking them around a little.
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Dominique de Menil
What should move us to action is human dignity the inalienable dignity of the oppressed, but also the dignity of each of us. We lose dignity if we tolerate the intolerable.
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Richard Whately
Every one wishes to have truth on his side, but it is not everyone sincerely wishes to be on the side of truth.
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Stanley Kubrick, in Guardian, June 5, 1963
The great nations have always acted like gangsters, and the small nations like prostitutes.
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Confucius
When you have faults, do not fear to abandon them.
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Malcolm X
Power in defense of freedom is greater than power on behalf of tyranny and oppression.
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John Comenius
To hate a man because he was born in another country, because he speaks a different language, or because he takes a different view of this subject or that, is a great folly. Desist, I implore you, for we are all equally human...Let us have but one end in view, the welfare of humanity.
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Lord Byron
All who would win joy, must share it; happiness was born a twin.
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Joseph Addison
If men would consider not so much wherein they differ, as wherein they agree, there would be far less of uncharitableness and angry feeling.
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Henry David Thoreau
Men are born to succeed, not to fail.
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