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Funniest Proverbs and Sayings - 159
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Terry Pratchett, (on the big bang theory)
In the begining there was nothing, and it exploded.
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Will Rogers, Illiterate Digest (1924), "Warning to Jokers: lay off the prince"
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
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Smiley Blanton
Life is all one piece. Men err when they think they can be inhuman exploiters in their business life, and loving husbands and fathers at home. For achievement without love is a cold and tight-lipped murderer of human happiness everywhere.
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Francois de La Rochefoucauld
The pleasure of love is in loving.
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Walt Whitman
Stranger, if you passing meet me and desire to speak to me, why should you not speak to me And why should I not speak to you
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Bob Marley
Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery, None but ourselves can free our minds.
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Joseph Parry
Friendships that have stood the test of time and change are surely best.
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Colin
Think hard about it I'm running out of demons. I'm running out of villians. I'm down to Castro and Kim Il Sung.
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Mignon McLaughlin
No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why.
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Christina Baldwin
Journal writing is a voyage to the interior.
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Jack Kerouac, "On the Road"
The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved...the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn, like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars.
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Alexandre Dumas
How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid It must be education that does it.
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