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Sarcastic Proverbs and Sayings - 156
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John Kord Lagemann
Intuition isn't the enemy, but the ally, of reason.
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Cher
The trouble with some women is they get all excited about nothing --- and then they marry him.
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Joesph Conrad, "Carnival of Wit"
The belief in a supernatural source of evil is not necessary; men alone are quite capable of every wickedness.
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Denis Watley
When you make a mistake or get ridiculed or rejected, look at mistakes as learning experiences, and ridicule as ignorance. . . . Look at rejection as part of one performance, not as a turn down of the performer.
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Ernest Hemingway
Cowardice, as distinguished from panic, is almost always simply a lack of ability to suspend the functioning of the imagination. Learning to suspend your imagination and live completely in the very second of the present with no before and no after is the greatest gift a soldier can acquire.
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Constantine Peter Cavafy
You must pray that the way be long, full of adventures and experiences.
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William Shakespeare
It is not enough to help the feeble up, but to support him after.
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Margaret Cho, weblog, 01-15-04
Love is the big booming beat which covers up the noise of hate.
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Søren Kierkegaard
There are many people who reach their conclusions about life like schoolboys: they cheat their master by copying the answer out of a book without having worked the sum out for themselves.
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Chinese Proverb
Do not fear going forward slowly; fear only to stand still.
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John Pearson
The Queen Mother, with a lifetime's popularity, seemed incapable of a bad performance as national grandmother-warm, smiling, human, understanding, she embodied everything the public could want of its grandmother.
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Queen Juliana
I can't understand it. I can't even understand the people who can understand it.
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