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Charles Dickens
Once upon a time--of all the good days in the year, on Christmas Eve--old Scrooge sat busy in his counting-house.
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Neville Chamberlain
We should seek by all means in our power to avoid war, by analysing possible causes, by trying to remove them, by discussion in a spirit of collaboration and good will. I cannot believe that such a programme would be rejected by the people of this country, even if it does mean the establishment of personal contact with the dictators.
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Field Marshall John French
Words are the leaves of the tree of language, of which, if some fall away, a new succession takes their place.
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John Ciardi
A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.
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French Proverb
Those who do not do politics will be done in by politics.
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Rose Elizabeth Bird
It is easy to be popular. It is not easy to be just.
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Unknown
Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
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Henry Louis Mencken
Legend a lie that has attained the dignity of age.
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George Ade
'Whom are you' he asked, for he had attended business college.
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Pearl Buck
There are many ways of breaking a heart. Stories were full of hearts broken by love, but what really broke a heart was taking away its dream - whatever that dream might be.
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Harold Taylor
A student is not a professional athlete. ... He is not a little politician or junior senator looking for angles ... an amateur promoter, a glad-hander, embryo Rotarian, caf-society leader, quiz kid or man about town. A student is a person who is learning to fulfill his powers and to find ways of using them in the service of mankind.
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Dan Quayle
I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican.
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