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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Amusing Proverbs and Sayings - 177

Charles Dickens

Once upon a time--of all the good days in the year, on Christmas Eve--old Scrooge sat busy in his counting-house.


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Neville Chamberlain

We should seek by all means in our power to avoid war, by analysing possible causes, by trying to remove them, by discussion in a spirit of collaboration and good will. I cannot believe that such a programme would be rejected by the people of this country, even if it does mean the establishment of personal contact with the dictators.


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Field Marshall John French

Words are the leaves of the tree of language, of which, if some fall away, a new succession takes their place.


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John Ciardi

A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.


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French Proverb

Those who do not do politics will be done in by politics.


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Rose Elizabeth Bird

It is easy to be popular. It is not easy to be just.


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Unknown

Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.


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Henry Louis Mencken

Legend a lie that has attained the dignity of age.


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George Ade

'Whom are you' he asked, for he had attended business college.


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Pearl Buck

There are many ways of breaking a heart. Stories were full of hearts broken by love, but what really broke a heart was taking away its dream - whatever that dream might be.


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Harold Taylor

A student is not a professional athlete. ... He is not a little politician or junior senator looking for angles ... an amateur promoter, a glad-hander, embryo Rotarian, caf-society leader, quiz kid or man about town. A student is a person who is learning to fulfill his powers and to find ways of using them in the service of mankind.


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Dan Quayle

I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican.



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