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Leo Tolstoy
I know that most men, including those at ease with problems of the greatest complexity, can seldom accept even the simplest and most obvious truth if it be such as would oblige them to admit the falsity of conclusions which they have delighted in explaining to colleagues, which they have proudly taught to others, and which they have woven, thread by thread, into the fabric of their lives.
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Thomas Jefferson
Difference of opinion is helpful in religion.
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Archimedes
Give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it, and I shall move the world.
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Walt West
The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
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Karl Buhler, 1930
By the time the child can draw more that scribble, by the age of four or five years, an already well-formed body of conceptual knowledge formulated in language dominates his memory and controls his graphic work. Drawings are graphic accounts of essentially verbal processes. As an essentially verbal education gains control, the child abandons his graphic efforts and relies almost entirely on words. Language has first spoilt drawing and then swallowed it up completely.
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Jean Paul Richter
Do not wait for extraordinary circumstances to do good try to use ordinary situations.
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Paul Valery
Two dangers constantly threaten the world order and disorder.
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Helen Rowland
Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.
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Lucius Annaeus Seneca
A great step toward independence is a good humored stomach.
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Philip Sheridan
If I owned Texas and Hell, I would rent out Texas and live in Hell.
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Henrik Tikkanen
Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence.
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Clarence Darrow
There is no such thing as justice--in or out of court.
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