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Humorous Proverbs and Sayings - 155
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Pete Seeger
Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't.
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Louise Nevelson
I have made my world and it is a much better world than I ever saw outside.
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H. L. Mencken
An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup.
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Moses Hadas
Thank you for sending me a copy of your book. I'll waste no time reading it.
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Sebastian Moore
In all religiousness there lurks the suspicion that we invented the story that God Loves us.
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Marty Indik
Half of analysis is anal.
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Janet Jackson
Dreams can become a reality when we possess a vision that is characterized by the willingness to work hard, a desire for excellence and a belief in our right and our responsibility to be equal members of society.
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The Talmud
Hold no man responsible for what he says in his grief.
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Elizabeth Stone
The particular human chain we're part of is central to our individual identity.
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Nicolas Boileau
Sometimes a fool makes a good suggestion.
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Danish proverb
Cuando amor no es locura, no es amor. (When love is not madness, it is not love.)
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John Milton
The mind is its own place, and in itself can make a Heaven of Hell, a Hell of Heaven.
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