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Humour Proverbs and Quotations - 4
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Walter Bagehot
The reason that there are so few good books written is that so few people who write know anything.
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Ken Thompson
Maybe I should have screwed up.
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Allan Goldfein
Only exceptionally rational men can afford to be absurd.
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Erich Fromm
Who will tell whether one happy moment of love, or the joy of breathing or walking on a bright morning and smelling the fresh air, is not worth all the suffering and effort which life implies
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John Fitzgerald Kennedy
Let the word go forth from this time and place, to friend and foe alike, that the torch has been passed to a new generation of Americans, born in this century, tempered by war, disciplined by a hard and bitter peace, proud of our ancient heritage, and unwilling to witness or permit the slow undoing of those human rights to which this nation has always been committed, and to which we are committed today, at home and around the world
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Chinese Proverb
In reviling, it is not necessary to prepare a preliminary draft.
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Thomas Carlyle
Adversity is sometimes hard upon a man but for one man who can stand prosperity, there are a hundred that will stand adversity.
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Ayn Rand
He had a big head and a face so ugly it became almost fascinating.
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Confucius
To see what is right, and not to do it, is want of courage or of principle.
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Bishop Hall
There would not be so many open mouths if there were not so many open ears.
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Laurence J. Peter
It is wise to remember that you are one of those who can be fooled some of the time.
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Epictetus
Practise yourself, for heaven's sake, in little things and thence proceed to greater.
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