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Charles M. Schwab
Keeping a little ahead of conditions is one of the secrets of business
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Mother Teresa
It is easy to love the people far away. It is not always easy to love those close to us. It is easier to give a cup of rice to relieve hunger than to relieve the loneliness and pain of someone unloved in our home. Bring love into your home for this is where our love for each other must start.
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Sir Walter Besant
The man who listens to Reason is lost reason enslaves all whose minds are not strong enough to master her.
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Dwight D. Eisenhower
Though force can protect in emergency, only justice, fairness, consideration and co-operation can finally lead men to the dawn of eternal peace.
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William James
The whole drift of my education goes to persuade me that the world of our present consciousness is only one out of many worlds of consciousness that exist.
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S Hayakawa
I'm going to speak my mind because I have nothing to loose.
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Edgar Albert Guest
I'd like to be the sort of friend that you have been to me, I'd like to be the help that you've been always glad to be I'd like to mean as much to you each minute of the day, as you have meant, old friend of mine, to me along the way.
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H. L. Mencken
Every man is thoroughly happy twice in his life: just after he has met his first love, and just after he has left his last one.
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George John Whyte-Melville
We always believe our first love is our last, and our last love our first.
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Clarence Thomas
Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot.
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W. Somerset Maugham
If a nation values anything more than freedom, it will Lose its freedom and the irony of it is that if it is comfort or money that it values more, it will lose that, too.
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Israel Zangwill
In how many lives does love really play a dominant part The average taxpayer is no more capable of the grand passion than of a grand opera.
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