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Funny Proverbs and Sayings - 151
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Ovid
Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish.
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Isaac Newton, Paraphrase of 12th century quote by Bernard of Chartres
If I have seen further it is by standing on the shoulders of Giants
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Juvenal
Think it the greatest impiety to prefer life to disgrace, and for the sake of life to lose the reason for living.
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Ernest Hemingway
Do not ask for whom the bell tolls, it tolls for thee.
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Wendell Phillips
The best education in the world is that got by struggling to get a living.
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Jane Addams, Speech, Honolulu (1933)
Civilization is a method of living, an attitude of equal respect for all men.
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W. Somerset Maugham
We do not write because we want to we write because we have to.
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Francis Bacon
Fortitude is the marshal of thought, the armor of the will, and the fort of reason.
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Suzanne Chapin
All that is worth cherishing begins in the heart, not the head.
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Bertolt Brecht, The Mother, 1932
Do not fear death so much, but rather the inadequate life.
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Lewis Carroll
Everything has got a moral if you can only find it.
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Jimi Hendrix
Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.
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