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Crazy Proverbs and Quotations - 3
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Amy Vanderbilt
Parents must get across the idea that I love you always, but sometimes I do not love your behavior.
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Oscar Levant
What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left.
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Dick Werthimer
The purpose of life is to fight maturity.
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Bertrand Russell V. Delong
The most valuable things in life are not measured in monetary terms. The really important things are not houses and lands, stocks and bonds, automobiles and real state, but friendships, trust, confidence, empathy, mercy, love and faith.
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Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
Talk not of wasted affection, affection never was wasted, If it enrich not the heart of another, its waters returning Back to their springs, like the rain shall fill them full of refreshment That which the fountain sends forth returns again to the fountain.
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William Shakespeare
O, beware, my lord, of jealousy It is the green-eyed monster which doth mock The meat it feeds on.
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Susan Ertz
Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.
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Donald Culross Peattie
Beauty is excrescence, superabundance, random ebulience, and sheer delightful waste to be enjoyed in its own right.
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James Thurber
I hate women because they always know where things are.
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John Updike
I love my government not least for the extent to which it leaves me alone.
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Mere
Beauty is the first present nature gives to women and the first it takes away.
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Constanze
Dancing is like dreaming with your feet!
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