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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Silly Proverbs and Sayings - 172

Simone Weil

All sins are attempts to fill voids.


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Mahatma Gandhi

Honest differences are often a healthy sign of progress.


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Simone de Beauvoir, "A Very Easy Death"

There is no such thing as a natural death: nothing that happens to a man is ever natural, since his presence calls the world into question. All men must die: but for every man his death is an accident and, even if he knows it and consents to it, an unjustifiable violation.


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Jean de La Fontaine

We heed no instincts but our own.


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Thomas a Kempis

Love flies, runs, and rejoices; it is free and nothing can hold it back.


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Ralph Waldo Emerson

All our progress is an unfolding, like a vegetable bud. You have first an instinct, then an opinion, then a knowledge as the plant has root, bud, and fruit. Trust the instinct to the end, though you can render no reason.


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G. K. Chesterton

It is not bigotry to be certain we are right; but it is bigotry to be unable to imagine how we might possibly have gone wrong.


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Ella Wheeler Wilcox

It is easy enough to be pleasant, When life flows by like a song, But the man worth while is the one who can smile, When everything goes dead wrong. For the test of the heart is troubled, And it always comes with the years. And the smiles that is worth the praises of earth Is the smile that shines through tears.


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Benjamin Disraeli

When men are pure, laws are useless when men are corrupt, laws are broken.


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Napoleon Bonaparte

History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.


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Unknown

True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable.


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Marquis de Sade

Certain souls seem hard because they are capable of strong feelings, and they sometimes go to rather extreme lengths their apparent unconcern and cruelty are but ways, known only to themselves, of feeling more strongly than others.



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