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Clever Proverbs and Sayings - 158
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Francois De La Rochefoucauld
We often forgive those who bore us, but we cannot forgive those whom we bore.
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Franklin P. Jones
Perhaps the angels who fear to tread where fools rush in used to be fools who rushed in.
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William Davis
The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for 5 seconds and think for 10 minutes.
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Albert Einstein
How I wish that somewhere there existed an island for those who are wise and of goodwill In such a place even I would be an ardent patriot.
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Andrea Bocelli
All that counts in life is intention.
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Aldous Huxley
Finding bad reasons for what one believes for other bad reasons - that's philosophy.
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E.M. Cioran
The history of ideas is the history of the grudges of solitary men.
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I Ching
No plain not followed by a slope. No going not followed by a return. He who remains persevering in danger is without blame. Do not complain about this truth Enjoy the good fortune you still possess.
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Jakob Nielsen, Usability consultant
The best Web sites are better than reality.
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Richard Milhous Nixon
If you want to make beautiful music, you must play the black and the white notes together.
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Wystan Hugh Auden
The image of myself which I try to create in my own mind in order that I may love myself is very different from the image which I try to create in the minds of others in order that they may love me.
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Tom Stoppard
We're actors - we're the opposite of people.
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