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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Clever Proverbs and Sayings - 178

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The essence of intelligence is skill in extracting meaning from everyday experience.


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David Grayson

Adventure is not outside a man it is within.


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William Shakespeare

We do not keep the outward form of order, where there is deep disorder in the mind.


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Casey Stengel

The secret of managing is to keep the guys who hate you away from the guys who are undecided.


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Alan Alexander Milne

We can't all and some of us don't. That's all there is to it.


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William Butler Yeats

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people.


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Mark Twain

Do the thing you fear most and the death of fear is certain.


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Imam Ali, Peak of Eloquence (Nahjul Balagha)

One who does not realize his own value is condemned to utter failure. (Every kind of complex, superiority or inferiority is harmful to man).


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John Shedd

When there is an original sound in the world, it makes a hundred echoes.


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Frederick Douglas

The whole history of the progress of human liberty shows that all concessions yet made to her august claims have been born of earnest struggle. . . .If there is no struggle, there is no progress. Those who profess to favor freedom, and yet deprecate agitation, are men who want crops without plowing up the ground, they want rain without thunder and lightning. They want the ocean without the awful roar of its many waters.


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David Grayson

I sometimes think we expect too much of Christmas Day. We try to crowd into it the long arrears of kindliness and humanity of the whole year. As for me, I like to take my Christmas a little at a time, all through the year. And thus I drift along into the holidays--let them overtake me unexpectedly--waking up some fine morning and suddenly saying to myself Why this is Christmas Day


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Alanis Morissette

We are taught to be ashamed of confusion, anger, fear and sadness, and to me they are of equal value as happiness excitement and inspiration.



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