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Ralph Waldo Emerson
Happiness is a perfume which you cannot pour on someone without getting some on yourself.
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Martin Luther King, Jr.
Everybody can be great... because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree to serve. You don't have to make your subject and verb agree to serve. you only need a heart full of grace. a soul generated by love.
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Elizabeth Forsythe Hailey
Please write again soon. Though my own life is filled with activity, letters encourage momentary escape into others lives and I come back to my own with greater contentment.
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Anon.
Original Poems for Infant Minds My MotherWho ran to help me when I fell,And would some pretty story tell,Or kiss the place to make it wellMy Mother.
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John Wooden
Do not let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do.
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Susan B. Anthony
I declare to you that woman must not depend upon the protection of man, but must be taught to protect herself, and there I take my stand.
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Terry Lynn Taylor
Gratitude is our most direct line to God and the angels. If we take the time, no matter how crazy and troubled we feel, we can find something to be thankful for.
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Heinrich Heine
Dieu me pardonnera c'est son metier. (God will pardon me, that's his job.)
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Robert Louis Stevenson
To be what we are, and to become what we are capable of becoming is the only end of life.
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Ernest Hemingway
To stay in places and to leave, to trust, to distrust, to no longer believe and believe again, . . . to watch the snow come, to watch it go, to hear rain on a tent, to know where I can find what I want.
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Herbert Hensley Henson
Men are doubtful and skeptical about the Church they suspect and dislike the clergy they are impatient of theological systems but for Jesus Christ, as he stand out to view in the sacred pages, as they dimly realize him in their own best selves, as they catch faint traces of him in the lives of his saints, they have no other sentiments than those of respect and affection.
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Proverbs 1532 Bible
He who ignores discipline despises himself, but whoever heeds correction gains understanding.
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