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Leonid Brezhnev
Whatever else may divide us, Europe is our common home; a common fate has linked us through the centuries, and it continues to link us today.
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John Russell
If peace cannot be maintained with honor, it is no longer peace.
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Albert Einstein
In light of knowledge attained, the happy achievement seems almost a matter of course, and any intelligent student can grasp it without too much trouble. But the years of anxious searching in the dark, with their intense longing, their alterations of confidence and exhaustion and the final emergence into the light -- only those who have experienced it can understand it.
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Malcolm Forbes
If you don't know what to do with many of the papers piled on your desk, stick a dozen colleagues' initials on 'em, and pass them along. When in doubt, route.
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T. E. Lawrence, ...when asked, Why do men go to war?
Because the women are watching.
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Dean Martin
If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.
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Lawrence Peter Berra
In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not.
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Daniel Patrick Moynihan
The issue of race could benefit from a period of benign neglect.
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Themistocles
I have with me two gods, Persuasion and Compulsion.
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Seneca
Where the speech is corrupted, the mind is also.
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Sir Thomas Beecham
Brass bands are all very well in their place - outdoors and several miles away.
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Leighton
Forgive thyself little, and others much.
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