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Silly Proverbs and Sayings - 182
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Horace
Whatever advice you give, be brief.
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H. Mumford Jones
Ours is the age that is proud of machines that think and suspicious of men who try to.
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Aldo Leopold
Like winds and sunsets, wild things were taken for granted until progress began to do away with them. Now we face the question whether a still higher 'standard of living' is worth its cost in things natural, wild and free. For us of the minority, the opportunity to see geese is more important that television.
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M. Henry
That which is won ill, will never wear well, for there is a curse attends it which will waste it. The same corrupt dispositions which incline men to sinful ways of getting, will incline them to the like sinful ways of spending.
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Peter Ustinov
If the world should blow itself up, the last audible voice would be that of an expert saying it can't be done.
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Epictetus
Man is troubled not by events, but by the meaning he gives them.
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A. C. Benson
As I make my slow pilgrimage through the world, a certain sense of beautiful mystery seems to gather and grow.
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Cree Indian Prophecy
Only after the last tree has been cut down, Only after the last river has been poisoned, Only after the last fish has been caught, Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten.
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William Shakespeare, "Antony and Cleopatra", Act 5 scene 2
I have Immortal longings in me.
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James Madison
What spectacle can be more edifying or more seasonable than that of Liberty and Learning, each leaning on the other for their natural and surest support.
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James Cash Penney
I will have no man work for me who has not the capacity to become a partner.
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Terence
There is nothing so easy but that it becomes difficult when you do it reluctantly.
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