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Sarcastic Proverbs and Quotations - 26
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Franklin Delano Roosevelt
The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts about reality.
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Michael Jordan
You have to expect things of yourself before you do them.
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Alan Marshall Beck
What is a husband He is the one who, with a touch, can bring back the starlight and glow of years long ago. At least he hopes he can-don't disappoint him.
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Logan Pearsall Smith
Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so jointed that they cannot be separated often moving in opposite directions, yet always punishing anyone who comes between them.
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Norman Mailer, "Esquire", June 1960
Once a newspaper touches a story, the facts are lost forever, even to the protagonists.
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George Eliot
I think I should have no other mortal wants, if I could always have plenty of music. It seems to infuse strength into my limbs and ideas into my brain. Life seems to go on without effort, when I am filled with music.
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Saskya Pandita
Not to be cheered by praise, Not to be grieved by blame, But to know thoroughly ones own virtues or powers Are the characteristics of an excellent man.
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Shakespeare
The road to true love never did run smooth.
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Frederick Douglass
Find out just what people will submit to, and you have found out the exact amount of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them; and these will continue until they are resisted with either words or blows, or both. The limits of tyrants are prescribed by the endurance of those whom they oppress.
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Lucius Annaeus Seneca
Let us say what we feel, and feel what we say let speech harmonize with life.
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Oprah Winfrey
What we're all striving for is authenticity, a spirit-to-spirit connection.
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Abraham Lincoln
People are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.
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