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Silly Proverbs and Quotations - 32
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Hesiod
If thou shouldst lay up even a little upon a little, and shouldst do this often, soon would even this become great.
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Alexander Graham Bell
Man is an animal which, alone among the animals, refuses to be satisfied by the fulfilment of animal desires.
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William James
The greatest use of life is to spend it for something that will outlast it.
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Solon
In giving advice, seek to help, not please, your friend.
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Joe Bob Briggs
SURE-FIRE SINGLES AD: Famous Writer needs woman to organize his life and spend his money. Loves to turn off Sunday football and go to the Botanical Gardens with that special someone. Will obtain plastic surgery if necessary.
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Buckaroo Banzai (the film)
Attention, attention, there are monkey-boys in the complex.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
I'd rather be rich than stupid.
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Chinese Proverb
With true friends...even water drunk together is sweet enough.
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Funmi Wale-Adegbite
Success is 80 attitude and 20 aptitude.
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Ronald Reagan
The taxpayer -- that's someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination.
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Theodore Roosevelt
The only man who never makes a mistake is the man who never does anything.
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Marcel Archard
Women like silent men. They think they're listening.
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