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Sarcastic Proverbs and Quotations - 36
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Mahatma Gandhi
In the attitude of silence the soul finds the path in a clearer light, and what is elusive and deceptive resolves itself into crystal clearness. Our life is a long and arduous quest after Truth.
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Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
An education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.
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Carl Reiner
A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water.
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Moshe Arens
Failure is the opportunity to begin again more intelligently.
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Mark Twain
After all these years I see that I was mistaken about Eve in the beginning it is better to live outside the Garden with her than inside it without her.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
Often a certain abdication of prudence and foresight is an element of success.
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Friedrich Engels, preface to Kark Marx, The Civil War in France, 1891
The state is nothing but an instrument of opression of one class by another--no less so in a democratic republic than in a monarchy.
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Oliver Wendell Holmes
Beware how you take away hope from another human being.
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Oliver Wendell Holmes
A word is not a crystal, transparent and unchanging, it is the skin of a living thought and may vary greatly in colour and content according to the circumstances and time in which it is used.
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Frank Herbert
The function of science fiction is not always to predict the future but sometimes to prevent it.
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Johann von Goethe
Difficulties increase the nearer we approach our goal.
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Ene Riisna
A friend is someone who makes me feel totally acceptable.
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